If the crew over at AskANinja.com ever wrote a movie review for the new double feature called “GrindHouse”, co-directed by Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino, I image it would sound a whole lot like what Neill Cumpston has written over at AintItCool.

In case you want to skip the side side-splitting, smile inducing review and cut right to the chase, here’s the summary:

…That’s what GRINDHOUSE is. It’s a taquito buffet that you puke up after getting hit with a motorcycle, and it turns into a bikini chick that blows you and kills your boss with a hammer.

And just for the record…I’m with Neill….Quentin and Robert need to get those trailers made into full-length GrindHouse II movie action, even better in 3-D stereoscopic.